thewindinmyheart:

If you don’t like that episode of Adventure Time you’re dead inside

that comment could apply to almost every episode of Adventure Time

that is not a universe….it is a back

phineasderomanus:

bilesthenutler:

eldritche:

sierra-aloveaffairwithcoffee:

labratintraining:

dr-wtfox:

devils-and-daffodils:

thekingofcupssexpectsapicnic:

YASSSSSSSSSSS, I AM MARU!

I’m a motherfucking pirate

Sweet cheezus, I’m the Creation Museum.

Professional Cockblocker.  Yup, pretty much.

SWEET I’m a slutty witch! 

\o/

I’m Amy Pond.

I am Dexter Morgan.

I am Ron Weasley from A Very Potter Musical/ A Very Potter Sequel

I am Blake Downs

A clown doctor at a Brazilian hospital

phineasderomanus:

dftbawkward:

snap-crackle-death:

mysilentlullaby:

paranoidandroid42:

miyomo:

not-a-comedian:

toondeaf:

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://toondeaf.tumblr.com is written by someone 18-25 years old.

well derp because I said my age a few times

but nice that it got it correct :3

I got 13-17 years old… >:I I’m 18 almost 19 damnit

13-17

This is inaccurate. It should say 5-9.

13-17! Bluh. This is probably due to all my GRATUITOUS CAPSLOCK WHEN I’M EXCITED and stuff.

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://mysilentlullaby.tumblr.com is written by someone 26-35 years old.

YUP! I’m a mature blogger

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://snap-crackle-death.tumblr.com is written by someone 13-17 years old.

CORRECT

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://www.dftbawkward.tumblr.com is written by someone26-35 years old.

NO. I am 22! Eff off. 

Marauders, are you seeing this? Also Sewwy, remember how OLD I am? XD

The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://phineasderomanus.tumblr.com/ is written by someone 36-50 years old.

Oh.

Oh okay.

65-100

nope….

phineasderomanus:

bilesthenutler:

otherjordan:

shooshkat:

natural1vsboredom:

stridercolada:

biowens:

artisticmischance:

toast-a-saurus:

t4styb4bbyc4k3s:

makio-kuta:

mentallyunfit:

knittingsweaters:

pecha-poffin:

melonopoly:

level55:

Black Hummus Sandwich Fate

thats deep.

Red Chicken Rest

huh

Red Bugle Again

excuse me

again

Blue Water Anti-Matter.

Blue ice-cream pirate jet

Purple Jelly Bean Laboratory

Navy Blue Tea Lover I Don’t Have To Love

Blue Water Attack Of The Giga Medic

 Blue Pasta Revelations

Blue Cider Horizon….

or Blue Pizza Horizon…

gray chili cheese fries forgiven

o _ O

gray water forgiven

this one sounds better

Flannel Pizza Aces.
Groovy. 

Flannel is not a color, Rev. Is it?

Navy Milk Accordion.
Niiiiiice

Blue Limonata Do You Hear The People Sing?

That’s what I get for listening to Les Miserables.

Red Plaid Milk Oh

Nothing Cola Single

Blue Water Autumn

thedevilandgodareraginginside:

Taken with instagram

such a wise man

dftbawkward:

littleradge:

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

Feeding them cows wasn’t good enough? You had to let them get to the people, Phil? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? JESUS CHRIST 

What is WRONG with you Phil? The bloody KIDS did more than you!

the single greatest episode of Adventure Time